bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

ashtonmuke:

fuck me hard mr all australian

dopeybeauty:

aurora is the queen bitch

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone